December 16th, 2008


Personal ad in the real estate listings

Found this personals ad share accomodation listing on

FEMALE housemate to share house on the river with young 34 y old professional guy

Very nice Clean and Tidy house on the Brisbane river for a Female ONLY please, to share with young professional father

This sounds classy!

No drama with the ex, we are good friends.

Yep, still sleeping with the ex...

Only looking for someone to share, and sorry guys but I won't take the chance with male housemates as my sons are very young.

Sorry, no pedophiles!

Reverse cycle air -con, fans, gas stove, fan forced oven and a hot water system that never runs out

Just like this guy never runs out.

...not to mention well behaved and quite children...


...and a laid back guy that is not anal but eazy going.

Just remember guys: no anal!

The house and room would suit an average to small size person as it is a cozy size home.

Sorry, no fat chicks!

The rent is very negotiable and any other questions please feel free to contact me.

Hahaha! What a fucking loser. XD