Whyrl (whyrl) wrote,
Whyrl
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Dear Satan...

Dear Satan Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I ruled Sweetdodgytopia as a cruel and heartless dictator (-666 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I took out techno4tomcats's tyres in a drive-by shooting (-15 points). Last Tuesday I helped ristin hide a body (-173 points). Last millennium on a flight to Alpha Centauri, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 giga-points).

Overall, I've been a perfect role model (-40000000860 points). For Christmas I deserve capitalist propaganda!

Sincerely,
whyrl

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