rosequoll says she has more friends than me. I can type perfectly even when I am drunk. Ignore the fact that it took me ten minutes to type this so far. I have to backspace a lot. Rose is amused by the spelling of the word type. It is a lot like the word tyre. But in the US which is tire, so why isn't tire instead? (That makes no sense to me even though I am completely plastered.)
I am at a pirate party hosted by jagafeh. Therefore I am completely plastered on rum (of course) and coke.
Rose wants to know if how come pirates are plastered all the time how can they sail boats? That almost deserves a LJ poll!