Have I ever mentioned I have a blade phobia? I go pale and break out in a sweat whenever people wave knives around. I'm specifically thinking of Dilph, Bingo and Vicki here. Please, please don't ever wave blades around when I'm nearby. I realise this is a lot to ask but it scares the living crap out of me.
Yes, I'll buy the DVD. <3 Tim Burton. <3 Johnny Depp. <3 Helena Bonham Carter. <3 Alan Rickman. But dear fucking god. I don't know if I can bring myself to watch it again. ovo